my chopsticks know i’m white
!!!!!!LOOK AT OUR SCHOOL HALLWAY!!!!!!!!
DO U SEE IT!!!!!
IM SCREAMING !!!!
my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
how u log out of a party i think im too old for this post
why u lick me
I AM THE NIGHT
people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit
walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”
i’m bound to run into trouble eventually because i’m dating/married/engaged to at least like 4 of y’all
BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U